I drank a small pumpkin spiced latte from dunkin's at work the other day because I wanted to be polite and I ended up blowing up the company bathroom four separate times for the rest of the shift. I got starbucks today and while I didn't shit this time it sure tasted like it anyways.

They'll give their drinks the yummiest names like "Apple Crisp Cream Chai" to reel me in every time just for it to taste like garbage!!